By Andrew P. Napolitano
The president's men trash the Constitution to pursue antagonists
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n what police are describing as a crime of opportunity, a wanted man with a criminal history dating back nearly 15 years entered a front door that had been left open at a New York home near Hofstra University.

Now you know what it's like, Washington Capitals fans, to be on the receiving end of a Dale Hunter crosscheck — right in the snout.

Logos Bible Software might seem an odd company to bring the previously untranslated works of Thomas Aquinas to the masses. Indeed, it might seem an odd company to bring us holy books, period. Then again, perhaps it is only fitting that in the quest to bring ancient religious writings into the modern digital age, Bill Gates' progeny shall lead us.

Part grisly, low-budget horror spoof, part loopy, role-reversing comedy, "Tucker and Dale" offers a genre-film thought experiment: You know all those beady-eyed, chain-saw-wielding hillbillies who seem to be constantly menacing bands of teenagers in woodsy horror movies? What if they weren't really backwoods sadists, but goofy, misunderstood hillbillies just as horrified by gruesome violence as the teens rapidly dying all around them?
Who could have guessed that additional rainstorms and wind would alter some parts of last week's fishing report, so for this week's outlook we'll stay on the side of caution.

In a climate of Internet campaigns to shun airport pat-downs and veteran pilots suing over their treatment by government screeners, some airports are considering another way to show dissatisfaction: Ditching TSA agents altogether.
"I felt obligated as a police commissioner and as a parent to inform them as soon as all the forensic results were completed," Commissioner Dale said.
Too many players, Dale said, had a tendency to get "too fancy.