The McCain survival kit

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Democrats expect McCain to give those at his convention next week indigestion and a headache.

The DNC is handing out McCain survival kits for reporters to use while covering next week’s Republican convention. The inventory:

One (1) PayDay candy bar
One (1) 100 Grand candy bar (still 30 percent less fat, as the label touts)
Two (2) packages of Tums regular strength antacids
Two (2) packets of Tylenol, extra strength
One (1) computer flash drive, complete with a computer image of John McCain hugging President Bush and copies of the Web videos the DNC has produced so far.
One (1) “Ask Me How Many Houses I Own” button

“To help deal with the short turnaround between conventions, your friends at the DNC have put together this St. Paul Survival Guide to make sure you have everything you need to cover John McCain’s ‘More of the Same’ agenda in St. Paul.”

Stephen Dinan, national political correspondent, The Washington Times

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