The Washington Times - October 24, 2008, 03:18PM

Members of Congress have determined that former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan broke the economy.

They knew it was somebody’s fault, and they weren’t going to stop until found out who.


Now they know. Now we all know. Alan Greenspan. It’s always the person you least suspect, like the butler or the janitor. In the conservatory. With a candlestick.

Since Alan Greenspan broke the economy, he should be made to fix it. It’s only right. (“You break it, you bought it, Alan.”)