The Washington Times - December 30, 2009, 01:17PM


We want your help with our New Year’s Day editorial. We’re looking for the headlines conservatives would like to see in 2010. The headlines can be serious, funny, or ironic. It is your choice, and we will credit your submission if it is used in Friday’s paper. We’ll post the best of the rest here. Simply place your suggestion in the Water Cooler comments below or go through Twitter and use the hash tag #2010headlineswehopefor.

Here are a few to get the brain cells started:

Gore plane frozen to tarmac in Rio

Republicans take back House and Senate

SpongeBob Squarepants wins peace prize

Obama saved by pistol-packing hero

Harry Reid loses re-election bid

ACORN disbands under crush of political scandal