The Washington Times - August 10, 2009, 11:00PM

Ralph Friedgen needs a little work on his dramatic departures.

Just two weeks after the Official Dot Com Diva was stopped in mid-sentence in Greensboro at the ACC Kickoff, the lights went out again as Friedgen started his post-practice media session tonight.


“Where’s Heather?” Friedgen mirthfully asked.

Why was Ralph so chipper? Maybe because he’d just snuck in a belated practice ahead of a pouring rain —- and that he was sitting in his golf cart as a bunch of reporters got drenched looking for odd tidbits from the first day of camp.

And so the start of practice is in the books —- and a return to a more normal schedule would seem to be in the cards tomorrow.

Unless someone opts to keep messing with the lights.

—- Patrick Stevens