The Washington Times - September 30, 2008, 03:44PM

My Web guru just told me that my blog doesn’t have any meta-tags.

I don’t know what that means, but it makes me think I’m ill.


Kinda like when you go to Jiffy Lube and you’re in the waiting room, and the technician comes in (with a clipboard, of course) and asks to see you in operating room, and all you can think is, “God, I hope they don’t tell me I have cancer.”

My Web guru says meta-tags are little doodads (his word) that open a blog or article to the World Wide Web. Right now, nobody knows my blog exists, apparently.

Oh, God. I feel like I have cancer.