Meta-tag this!

By Carleton Bryant The Washington Times - September 30, 2008, 03:44PM

My Web guru just told me that my blog doesn’t have any meta-tags.

I don’t know what that means, but it makes me think I’m ill.

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Kinda like when you go to Jiffy Lube and you’re in the waiting room, and the technician comes in (with a clipboard, of course) and asks to see you in operating room, and all you can think is, “God, I hope they don’t tell me I have cancer.”

My Web guru says meta-tags are little doodads (his word) that open a blog or article to the World Wide Web. Right now, nobody knows my blog exists, apparently.

Oh, God. I feel like I have cancer.

About the Author

Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times’ Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled “Out of Context” — ...