The Washington Times - January 7, 2009, 09:46AM

O.J. Simpson has lost about 25 pounds in prison, mostly due to a mystery meat served in the slammer that he jokingly calls “jackalope,” the New York Post is reporting.

That, O.J.!  What a card!  What a cutup!


I just hope he doesn’t write a book called “The Jackalope Diet Plan” to help pay for his legal fees.  ‘Cuz you know somebody will buy it.

Actually, the working title of his book is “If I Ate Jackalope.”