O.J. Simpson has lost about 25 pounds in prison, mostly due to a mystery meat served in the slammer that he jokingly calls “jackalope,” the New York Post is reporting.
That, O.J.! What a card! What a cutup!
I just hope he doesn’t write a book called “The Jackalope Diet Plan” to help pay for his legal fees. ‘Cuz you know somebody will buy it.
Actually, the working title of his book is “If I Ate Jackalope.”