The Washington Times - November 17, 2008, 08:55AM

President-elect Barack Obama says the federal government will do “whatever it takes” to kickstart the economy, Bloomberg is reporting.

That phrase “whatever it takes” always gives me a chill when I hear someone say it, because my mind immediately flashes onto a virgin sacrifice at the mouth of a volcano.


“We said ‘whatever it takes,’ and we meant it!  Now accept our sacrifice!”