The Washington Times - November 19, 2008, 08:27AM

A Texas grand jury has indicted Vice President Dick Cheney and ex-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on racketeering charges with regard to abuse of inmates in private prisons, Reuters is reporting.

Do they know who they’re messing with?


Gonzales has testified that he doesn’t remember anything he did after taking the oath of office.

And Cheney once shot a man in the face — and that guy was a friend!