The Washington Times - November 21, 2008, 04:30PM

Michael Jackson has converted to Islam, the Sun is reporting.

The crotch-grabbing, face-changing King of Pop has decided that the man in the mirror must be a Muslim.


Apparently he already has taken to wearing a burkha, the head-to-toe concealing dress worn by Muslim women.

Just one more thing the militant Islamists can hold against us.