The Washington Times - October 1, 2008, 02:01PM

O.J. Simpson is still on trial in Vegas, but don’t worry.

The jury already has reached a verdict.


Actually, the defense is presenting its case, and I think O.J.’s attorney’s strategy is a little weak.

The lawyer just stood in front of the jury and said: “O.J. says he didn’t do it and, if he did do it, he wouldn’t have done it the way it was done. That’s good enough for me.”