The Washington Times - October 2, 2008, 06:38PM

Offshore drilling. Ethanol. Solar. Geothermal.

There’s been a lot of talk lately about how to end the energy crisis, and we’ve all been asked to do our part.

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Here’s my part: identifying alternative sources of energy lying right under our noses.

RESOURCE CURRENT SOURCE ALTERNATIVE SOURCE
Oil North slope of Alaska North slope of any teenager’s forehead
Natural Gas Methane pits under landfills Hallways and offices on Capitol Hill
Wind Great Plains of the United States General Assembly of the United Nations
Cold Fusion None Samuel L. Jackson