October surprise

By Carleton Bryant The Washington Times - October 21, 2008, 05:39PM

I got my sample ballot in the mail today and just found out that Chuck Baldwin is running for president.

Chuck Baldwin! For the Constitution Party!

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I did not know that Chuck Baldwin was running for president! For the Constitution Party!

But there he is, right there on my sample ballot! Chuck Baldwin!

Man, I wish I’d known earlier that Chuck Baldwin was running for president for the Constitution Party. I could have jump-started my apathy sooner.

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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times’ Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled “Out of Context” — ...