The Washington Times - October 23, 2008, 03:34PM

Homeland Security says it will have better passenger screening next year.

Now instead of running your name through a computer, they’ll just ask you if you are a terrorist. (There is no right answer.)


Actually, Homeland Security will require airlines to collect more information from passengers. Instead of merely providing your name, you’ll also have to divulge your birth date and your gender.

I’d hope that last one would be obvious for most passengers.