The essence of do-it-yourself X-rays

By Carleton Bryant The Washington Times - October 24, 2008, 03:59PM

Scientists have discovered that Scotch tape gives off X-rays.

But only when you unroll it in a vacuum.

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This is the scientific breakthrough I’ve been waiting for — a way to cut down on health care costs by making your own X-rays.

Need a dental X-ray? Grab some film and small roll of tape.

Need a chest X-ray? Use the super size roll.

Got a tumor that needs a little radiology? Go to Sam’s Club, buy a couple of cases of Scotch tape wholesale and get to work!

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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times’ Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled “Out of Context” — ...