The Washington Times - October 5, 2008, 07:46PM

I don’t know about you, but I feel a whole lot better now that the $700 billion economic rescue has become the law of the land.

All of our economic worries are history. What a relief! 


Now I guess we can get down to stuff like health care and Social Security.

What’s that? How are we going to pay for them, you say?

That’s what the “rescue” was for, wasn’t it? That’s why they changed it from “bailout,” right? It’s supposed to help everybody, isn’t it?

Not just Wall Street.

Main Street.

My street.