The Washington Times - September 24, 2008, 08:18AM

David Blaine just doesn’t get it.

Right now, he’s hanging upside down in Central Park. He intends to hang upside down for 60 hours.

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It’s part of his magic act. Yeah, that’s right. His magic act.

Look, David, if your magic act requires me to watch you do nothing upside-down for 60 hours, there’s going to be a fight to get my money back.

How about a pretty assistant? How about some smoke and mirrors? Or even a dove or two?

It’s a MAGIC act, man! Make it magical.