The Washington Times - September 25, 2008, 03:09PM

You know that scene in “The Matrix,” where Neo and Trinity are on the rooftop trying to steal the helicopter, and The Agent shows up and Neo sees him and tries to shoot him, but The Agent just dodges all the bullets in a blurry motion and Neo empties his clip, and then The Agent pulls out his gun and Neo is just standing there and The Agent fires three shots, but Neo bends back in slow motion and dodges the bullets and falls on his back, and then The Agent stands over him and is about to kill him, but then Trinity says “Dodge this” and shoots The Agent in the head at point-blank range?

That’s a regular day at the office for me.


Not Neo. The Agent.