The Washington Times - April 30, 2009, 02:22PM

I’m so worried about swine flu that I’ve forgotten to be mad about the economy. I guess this is the Obama administration’s “Mission Accomplished.”



Can you really get swine flu from pork-barrel legislation, or is that just an old wives’ tale?


Swine flu. This is why you don’t put lipstick on a pig. Because you will only encourage people to kiss it.


I can see why Rush Limbaugh blames Barack Obama for swine flu. Everybody knows that pig lipstick was his idea.


You cannot get swine flu from bacon, so don’t fear your pork. It’s chicken that’s out to get you. That’s why it’s crossing the road.