The Washington Times - August 12, 2009, 08:23AM

A 60-year-old Pennsylvania man has been convicted of groping a woman playing Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World, the Orlando Sentinel is reporting.

John William Moyer was convicted of misdemeanor battery for the June incident.


He was sentenced to write a letter of apology to the victim. In addition, he is under supervised probation for 180 days, must complete 50 hours of community service within four months, pay $1,000 in court costs and submit to a mental evaluation with treatment, if necessary.

Moyer also has been banned from entering any of Disney’s resorts.

Apparently this guy was asking Minnie out on a date and wanted to make sure he wasn’t talking to a transvestite. Again.

Now Mickey Mouse is looking for this guy. He’s got Goofy on the case. So watch out.

I heard this guy was just using Minnie Mouse to get to Daisy Duck.