The Washington Times - June 8, 2009, 06:27AM

Heidi Pratt’s family says the former star of “The Hills” was rushed to a Costa Rica hospital after nearly “dying” without food and water in a cave for three days on the reality TV show “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here,” E! Online is reporting.

But the show’s producers say Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt spent only 14 hours in the cave and spent much of their time there sleeping. The couple have quit the show three times in two days and have been moved to another medical facility.


Meanwhile, Rod Blagojevich’s wife, Patti, is doing very well on the show, to the dismay of some Illinois residents, the New York Times is reporting.

I think this show is reaaaaallllllyyy stretching the meaning of the word “celebrity.”

This is what’s known as a “high concept” show.  The person who created it was high at the time of conception.

Wouldn’t you just know it that Rod Blagojevich’s wife would thrive in the jungle?  Life with Rod will make you strong.

I hope the Pratts get over their illness and return to the show because I want them to be in perfect health for when they’re attacked by the cannibals.