The Washington Times - May 1, 2009, 10:00AM

Britain’s Prince Harry has told confidantes that he hasn’t washed his hair in two years, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

Some suspect he might be following an “alternative” health theory that says that hair cleans itself — after a greasily gross period.


Americans might want to check out his auburn locks when he comes here this month to play in a charity polo match.

Yeah, we also might want to check him for swine flu.

Two years without washing his hair?!  And he doesn’t even have dreadlocks!

Big deal.  I haven’t brushed my teeth in a month, but you don’t hear me bragging about it.

You know, Harry is third in line to succeed Queen Elizabeth.  He probably would  need a special crown if he were coronated.  One with a chin strap.