I raced off stage in Tampa after throttling my 6511th high energy rockout, mopped up as much dripping sweat as I could, changed into dry clothes, grabbed a Gatorade and a sack of food, hung onto my gorgeous wife Shemane and headed to the airport lickity split. Published May 6, 2013
Congratulations on your appointment to lead a presidential commission to end gun-related violence. Published December 31, 2012
There's something terribly wrong. Something stinks. Something is rotten in America. Published December 18, 2012
As you read this, know that by the time you finish, somewhere in America a fellow citizen will use a gun to stop a crime and save a life. Published December 6, 2012
Only a Fedzillacrat could possibly think raising taxes on the wealthy could accomplish anything toward restoring sanity in the financial insane asylum known as our federal government. Published December 3, 2012
In yet another never-ending series of terminal ding-dong moves, members of the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union went on strike and drove Hostess out of business, providing one more stinking example of how labor unions can no longer have their cake and it eat it, too. Published November 21, 2012
One of my greatest pleasures is causing the noggins of fuzzy-headed simpletons to spin 'round and 'round. It is the definition of efficiency, as it simply takes a statement of truth and logic to set them off. Published November 15, 2012
We have fallen far and fast. Published November 8, 2012
It boils down to this: If you want to grow the economy and get a job, vote for Mitt Romney. If you want more anti-business policies and counterproductive government welfare, vote for President Obama. Published October 16, 2012
The jury is not still out on whether or not young Ted was uppity beyond compare. My youthful energy level was measured in ballistic Richter-scale increments. The term "whirling dervish" was invented in an attempt to explain my indefatigable life's velocity. Published October 9, 2012
I've been rich and I've been poor. Neither condition changed who I am as a person. However, flying private sure beats the hell out of hitchhiking. Published October 4, 2012
Mitt Romney hit the bull's-eye with his comments regarding the 47 percent of Americans who do not have any skin in the game as it pertains to paying federal income tax. Facts are facts. Published September 27, 2012
As I celebrate my 60th year of hunting, fishing and trapping, there is plenty of good news to report on this 40th anniversary of National Hunting and Fishing Day. Published September 22, 2012
Today's young Americans have nothing in common with the counterculture generation of young Americans who marched, protested and brawled with Chicago's finest at the Democratic National Convention in 1968. Published September 6, 2012
What a psychotic piece of subhuman debris did on Jan. 11, 2011, outside a Tucson Safeway store where Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was holding a "meet and greet" with constituents was an unfathomable act of barbarism. Published September 3, 2012
Ask yourself this question: Are you better off since Barack Obama was elected president or not? For too many Americans, the answer is painfully obvious. Published August 31, 2012
The Republican and Democratic national conventions have the country thinking about the state of our increasingly socialistic government. Britain's Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, hit the bull's-eye when she said, "The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." She, like the truth, rocks. Published August 29, 2012
As usual, the Democrats have nothing worthy of their own to promote, so they are going after Mitt Romney to release more of his tax records. Published August 24, 2012
My all-American sonic-bombast weapon of choice for 50 years has been those world-class pieces of musical art, the mighty Gibson guitar. I own a stunning arsenal of them. It wouldn't surprise me if some Fedzillastooge from Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr.'s Department of Gunrunning Injustice will try to tell us American guitarslayers that we can only buy one fully automatic Gibson guitar a month. Published August 21, 2012
Tribe Nuge pulled into the little clearing on the banks of the mighty Tittabawassee River in the spectacular wilds of northern Michigan. Our 1958 Ford station wagon was loaded down with all the basic camping gear and archery equipment. Published August 17, 2012
