Follansbee Police Capt. J.R. Ewing says the victim's body was found inside the apartment.
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"I came over to deliver some muffins to the pretty little secretaries," he announces on making an unannounced visit to Ewing Energies headquarters before he laments, "Who could have guessed so many would turn out to be MEN?
'Dallas' returns with J.R. Ewing's final schemes →