Somewhere in Uniontown, Pennsylvania today there are two neighbors. One is rather mad, one is a little red-faced.
Seems that Neighbor One was just sitting in his home, minding his own business.
Neighbor Two, a history buff, had a new replica French and Indian War cannon, complete with replica cannon balls. (some stories say civil war era, but it looks earlier than that.)
Deciding to “try the cannon out to see if it worked,”Neighbor Two fired off the cannon….directly at Neighbor One’s house where it entered a closet.
No one was hurt, but Neighbor Two definitely has ‘some ‘splainin’ to do.
One’s born every minute!!!!!!