The Washington Times - July 2, 2008, 04:13PM

Stuart Scott is as painful on the golf course as he is on the air.

During the opening ceremony, the ESPN anchor hit perhaps the worst drive the Rover has ever witnessed from a player inside the ropes, Pro-am competitor or otherwise. Nearly decapitating an unsuspecting woman in the gallery near the end of the first teebox, Scott authored a wicked, low, hosel-rocket which squirted dead right over said woman’s shoulder.


To Scott’s credit, he had the good sense not to attempt a mulligan.


- Barker Davis