The Washington Times - December 12, 2008, 06:57AM

Former Vice President Al Gore will host a “green” inaugural ball on the eve of Barack Obama’s of inauguration, Christina Bellantoni is reporting.

Well, I suppose Al Gore hosting a green ball is better than Al Green hosting a gore ball.


The theme of Gore’s ball is the “green economy,” and there’s nothing that says party like the words green and economy. It sounds like a party with its own built-in buzz kill.