The Washington Times - December 19, 2008, 02:14PM

Santa’s reindeer are likely female because male reindeer usually lose their antlers by Chritsmas, the AP is reporting.

Oh, gee, thanks for the dose of reality there, cupcake. Because, you know, the thing about Santa’s reindeer that was boggling my mind was the flying part.


And going around the world and stopping at each house in a single night.

But, hey, this explains it. They’re female. Thanks.