The Washington Times - December 2, 2008, 04:23PM

President-elect Barack Obama‘s staff says a Daily Mail story about his intention to buy a $30,000 “thank you” ring for his wife is bogus, Politico is reporting.

Man, if I were in his position, I’d probably have to go through with the purchase.


My wife: It says here you’re going to buy me a “thank you” ring.

Me: What? That’s bogus! I’m not buying you a “thank you” ring.

My wife: Oh yes you are! If you know what’s good for you.

Me: I see. Thank you.