The Washington Times - December 2, 2008, 01:46PM

One day after another big loss, the stock market has bounced back slightly, the Wall Street Journal is reporting.

You know, with all the ups and downs the stock market has taken over the past several weeks, if it were a man, he’d have been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, given a good dose of lithium and probably committed to mental facility for observation.


I wonder if we can give the stock market some lithium. Because billions of dollars in bailout money doesn’t seem to helping.