The Washington Times - December 23, 2008, 04:05PM

A new survey shows that the economic downturn hasn’t hurt the Botox business, Bloomberg is reporting.

It’s nice to know that, no matter how bad the economy gets, there’s always a market for someone to jab a needle into your face and inject one of the most toxic substances on earth into your forehead.


That thought comforts me because I do have a sewing needle and small quantity of plutonium to fall back on.