The Washington Times - December 6, 2008, 10:46AM

A new study has found that intelligent men have better quality sperm, the BBC is reporting.

Oddly enough, the same study found that intelligent women also have better quality sperm, so the results have been deemed “inconclusive.”


British researchers have found that intelligence is linked with sperm quality, perhaps as a means to perpetuate the overall intelligence of the species.

I don’t know about that. There seems to be an awful lot of dumb people out there these days. Somebody must be bootlegging knockoff sperm.