The Washington Times - November 23, 2008, 10:03AM

Worried investors are turning to psychics and fortune tellers for help in investing their money, the New York Times is reporting.

C’mon, people! If psychics really could forecast winners and losers in the stock market, they wouldn’t be psychics. They’d be financial advisers — very rich ones.


If you go to a psychic for financial advice, first ask the psychic if he or she has used “the force” win a huge lottery. If the answer is no, what makes you think the psychic will turn on “the force” for you for 20 bucks?