The Washington Times - November 25, 2008, 09:52PM

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz and pop syncher Ashlee Simpson had a boy and named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz, E! Online is reporting.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Why didn’t they just name him Sue and be done with it? Do they think he’s going to make friends with Brooklyn Baloo Speilberg?


Bronx Mowgli Wentz. They gave him the name of a New York borough? And not a cool one, like Manhattan. Thank god they didn’t go with Queens.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Isn’t it getting more than a little tiresome with celebrities giving their kids weird names? It’s like they actually don’t like their children very much.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Guess who’s going to get picked last for kickball. Guess who’s going to get beaned in dodgeball.