The Washington Times - June 25, 2007, 01:58PM
this one
A judge ruled today in favor of a dry cleaner who was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants in a case that garnered international attention and renewed calls for litigation reform.\ \ \ The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city’s consumer protection act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson’s expectations of the “Satisfaction Guaranteed” sign that was once placed in the store window, D.C. Superior Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.\ \ \ Judge Bartnoff ordered Mr. Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung. The costs were slightly more than $1,000 and include photocopying, filing and similar expenses, said the Chungs’ attorney. A motion to recover the Chungs’ tens of thousands of dollars in attorney fees will be considered later.

well, maybe not THE silliest Nifong-ed — Tarron Lively, reporter, The Washington Times