The Washington Times - September 13, 2008, 10:00AM

Well, last week’s game-day metaphor was the skunk I almost ran over in a hotel parking lot.

This week’s might just be the chair back I leaned on that immediately fell off in the Byrd Stadium press box.


If things are going to disintegrate that easily, maybe they should tear down this portion of Tyser Tower now and get it over with.

Anyway, traffic was incredibly light on the way in this morning. Granted, it was nearly three hours before kickoff. But all seems quiet in College Park.

At least for now, anyway.

—- Patrick Stevens